Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

nonner 

Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.

Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.

nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

nonces direct 

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

nonseshorts 

A bloke called Roger who wears cut down jeans, that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out of the bottom.

Look at nonseshorts. I bet those pockets are full of cheese triangles.

nonseshorts by daveyboysaveloy September 21, 2015

nondescript 

lacking descriptive or interesting features or characteristics

she lived in a nondescript suburban apartment block.

nondescript by the definer!! ;) March 2, 2018

Nonnewaug 

Nonnewaug High School is located in western CT. It consists of Ag students and Artsy people. It has some jocks, but they're not good. The school has no school spirit and the Ag's could sometimes be racist. Just hang out with the townies, they're all nice. A.K.A. COW PIE HIGH (but anyone who calls it that is usually a prick) #cheifpride

"Hey, do you go to Cow Pie High?"
-"Um, you mean Nonnewaug?"
"I heard you guys have cows!"
-"We're one of the top FFA schools in the country."
"But you have cow shit in the Hallway!"
-"I GO HERE BECAUSE I HAVE TO!"

Nonnewaug by anon.gurl May 8, 2012

Nonesense 

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

Nonesense by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010