Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.
Dad that's pretty lame.
Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
2. Gal Pal
"Wow must have sucked ass!"
"You're telling me...the theme of the party was alice in wonderland and all I wanted to do was rip a j. But instead I had some ugly ass bitch try to hit on me only after I overheard some gay ass nerd say, 'what do you think of Mr. Sandersons class?' So then I ended up pissing all over their bathroom, breaking their stuff, and ravaging their fridge"
Male: Not affiliated with a Frat.
Female: Not affiliated with a Sorority