nonederwear 

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no underwear. as in going commando

Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."

nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009

noneed 

You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.

noneed by munnattaaaa December 2, 2009

Noneday 

A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.

What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.

Noneday by Penguin January 17, 2005

Nonecdote 

A brief story that contains little of interest for anyone but the teller. Similar to anecdote, but completely useless without context and references that would take too long to explain and which would be too boring for anyone to care about.

This guy I know told me a nonecdote about some stupid game he used to play because I mentioned Radiohead. Something about a player character named Thom Yorke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...

Nonecdote by xMercury69x October 22, 2008

Nonedies 

When your girl puts on underwear when she is on her period. When usually she doesn't wear any underwear at all.

Bro 1: did you have sex last night?
Bro 2: no, she had her nonedies on.

Nonedies by The original Sweve October 29, 2015

Nonerd

The complete lack of technical skills regarding the operation of a computer and all related devices

When it comes to hi tech things,my Dad is a complete Computer Nonerd

Nonerd by Scot McConnell July 4, 2008

nonecdote 

An anecdote that's a bit dull and not really worth coming out with.

A nonecdote....I had a pizza last night, it was a thin crust but it wasn't very crusty.

nonecdote by Rob Muirhead February 10, 2008