| 78. | pomo hipster | ||
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One who has a hipster attitude, but is so far gone that s/he believes that even hipsters are too mainstream; a rejection altogether of hipster culture, sometimes in favor of fitting in with the mainstream (not ironically--that is too hipster) in order be indistinguishable from the pack and difficult to classify. Pomo hipsters (also known as posters or pomo-mini-hipsters, in reference to post-modern minimalistic hipsters) can be seen wearing clothing choices that are nondescript; Logo's are no-go's for a pomo hipster. Pomo hipsters are literally the post-contemporary hipster--they are so hipster that they cannot bare to be hipsteresque. Most of the time, a pomo-hipster can only be picked out from a crowd from her/his tastes--posters will throw out most mainstream music and indie music, and will claim an interest in art not for its brooding nature and social impact but "because it is just kind of fun." Mainly, pomo hipsters are pretentious, but ahead of the hipster curve. Person 1: "Wow, he hates everything mainstream--he is such a hipster!"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire." Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster" |
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| 79. | Helena, Alabama | ||
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A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S." Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass. Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek? Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds good to me. -Helena, Alabama |
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| 80. | dover,fl. | ||
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1)A nondescript ghost town.
2)The north-western capitol of mexico. Are you going to Dover,Fl. for early voting?
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| 81. | sweetabix | ||
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The aggressive meeting of a shark and a pack of wolves in a nondescript, non-biased medium. This situation sparks many heated debates about the outcome of such a conflict. However, all debates are arbitrary and unnecessary because the pack of wolves will always remain victorious. "Hey, are you bringing beer to my sweetabix bowl party tomorrow night?"
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| 82. | bag-colored | ||
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A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat. "What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored" "What color bag?" "You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!" |
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| 83. | Ricky Ticky Tavi | ||
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As part of a monthly ritual, where you and your buddies go out to local clubs to hit on girls, you happen upon a bar slut who is sucking face with some nondescript dude in the parking lot. As usual, one of your pals goes out of his way to get a better look at the backseat car action, only to discover that this particular bar slut is the girl that he is currently dating. Just as we were going into the club, my buddy saw some folks swapping spit in their car. As he got closer to the vehicle, he realized that he had just been Ricky Ticky Tavied.
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| 84. | Idahiowa | ||
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The totally nondescript, utterly interchangeable region of the mid-western US that is best known for agriculture and endless boredom. We're not lost, we're in Idahiowa.
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