noncervative
(Pronounced Non - ser - va - tive)
A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
noncervative by FConsiestbh July 19, 2023