A funny joke that makes regular appearances on the Harry Potter movies. His pathetic acting will always bring laughter to your lungs.
Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane): You're a wizard Harry.
Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) >Insert monotone<: I AM A WHAT?
A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"
b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
2. A religion practiced by milllions of fanatical kids and teens. So popular you have to wonder sometimes...more...
1. A book by about a troubled and overly "noble" teenage wizard who has to save the world from his arch-nemisis Lord Voldemort himself (Whoot! Any Voldie fangirls out there?). Harry Potter (who in my opinion should fall in love with Draco Malfoy) is poor little orphaned wizard brought up in a suburban muggle (non-magical) neighbourhood with his evil aunt, uncle and their spoiled son. Sound familiar? There's also a prophecy involved, like in every series. The writing is fine, but the brilliance is highly overrated. If you're in love with this book, think it over and ask yourself what exactly makes it so good. At times the concepts and characters could be described as quite interesting, and are fun to adapt (see fanfiction), although the main ones are beggining to get extremely annoying. Was okay untill the most recent book. Snogging in every chapter does not equal mature, harry was too "perfect" and good, same with Dumbledore, who was incredibly smug. Hermione had bad taste, and Ron.... Ron was just an idiot, as always.
2. A movie series that you shouldn't bother with. Bad acting, and trashy character adaptation. Look at what they did with the script *shudder*. It's all stereotypical and... pink.
Try and murder me for this definition if you must, but it's ...
An individual capable of solving complex non-intuitive problems in a seemingly intuitive manner. The processes and techniques used are not necessarily methodical to the observer, but yet achieve results significantly and consistently faster than known experience would predict. A hacker is not defined in terms of intention or purpose, but rather by the talented single-mindedness of method. A hacker is not a hack.
Hackers are not limited to computer hacking.
Commentary: The movies "Tron" (1982) and "War Games" (1983) significantly influenced the common use of "hacker" (by non-hackers) in reference to computer hackers. The widespread use of the Internet beginning around 1993 made millions of unwitting parents concerned that their adolescent child was turning into a hacker. Some of the twit kids even believed it themselves. Please see reference to "lacker" for a more appropriate name for these individuals.
A hacker typically uses genius or intuitive methodology to solve complex problems.
It is the ultimate non-physically addictive happy grass that makes things like sex, food, tv, music and driving so freaking awesome. Weed helps with my seasonal depresion better than any prescription drug and unlike prescription anti-depressants doesn't build physical dependancy. It also works almost instantly, unlike the drugs so my blues is gone within 5 mins of me taking a couple of hits. Weed is my ultimate drug of choice.
Abusing herb (smoking out the whole day, every day hehehe...) CAN have a bit of mental dependency, but no major effects if you go without it. Also NOT smoking, or taking a break for about a couple of days will actually make you feel more energetic and appreciate how weed doesnt affect you permanently. To all the people who knock on weed and then go and smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol -- you're all a bunch of hypocrites! (P.S. Gandalf and the hobbits smoke that "Shire weed" hahaha)
something said in utter confusion by a non harry potter fan when someone mentions house elves and hedwig.
kate: I can't believe dobby died...
nat: you mean the house elf?
nat: I know, and hedwig...
nat's mum: what's a HOUSEWIG?
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A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)