Non-Stop Talking Syndrome. The type of person who you can't stand to be around because they just won't stop talking.
AKA: SUPER-diarrhea of the mouth.
Veronika: O hello. How are you doing. What time you want eat dearest next year? Do you know what is going on in Russia right now. It's quite fascinating. As a matter of fact, those Chinese people are taking over the world. O blyhtz yup toy o matz. Sorry boss cookies are one minute late. Oh no what should I -
Ben: Well actually, I believe based on what I learned in AP Euro that the Chinese are slightly behind the Japanese, who actually just were majorly damaged by a tsunami. Oh man, I just realized that reminds me, I got a 99 on my Euro test today even though everyone else got less than an 80. I'm gonna try to fight for the point. Hmm...
Francesco: Uhhhhhh, I'm gonna kill myself! STFU its like you have NSTS or something.
|2.||Taylor Swift Syndrome|
As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.
Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!
A condition which causes people to play minecraft or any other shitty pc only games like starcraft non-stop their entire lives.
Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.
If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.
Jullian: Have you heard about the new minecraft graphics pack 32 beta v.220.127.116.11.7.0? Its totally awesome!
Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.
|4.||Suction Cup Syndrome|
Suction Cup Syndrome
Suction Cup Sydrome, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.
Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.
SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.
If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Day 1: Jane meets John.more...
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.
By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.
PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrome case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
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