shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.
- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.
If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
Your out of your frelling mind.