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Non-Committal Grunt 

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
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non-comforter 

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains
non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Non Compis Mentis

The oldest local sorority in the south, running forty years strong. The only local sorority on the Rollins College campus, it broke off from Pi Beta Phi in 1969, forming in 1970. Girls of NCM strive for individualism, leadership, and building resilience in young women. While often mocked for not being national, and, at the time of it's forming, breaking off from a national organization, the girls were said to be "out of their minds." Embracing this, the ladies of NCM named their sorority, "Non Compis Mentis" (modified), the Latin for "Not of Sound Mind."
The women of Non Compis Mentis are not your stereotypical sorority girls.

-"Hey John, did you see that sorority, Non Compis Mentis? They don't have a Greek name..."
-"Hells, yeah. Latin pwns."

non compos mentis 

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh
"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"
non compos mentis by Beefa August 3, 2007

Non commitment sex 

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone
Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John
Non commitment sex by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

non-competition object show 

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.
We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

Non-Computer Lingo-ey 

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much
Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.