| 1. | non-wiper | ||
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this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.
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| 2. | non-wiper | ||
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Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along. Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??
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| 3. | Fantom Poo | ||
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A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash. Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".
Tom "Lovely". |
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| 4. | Twoper | ||
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is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper
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| 5. | Twooper | ||
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is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper
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| 6. | Wipe | ||
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Something that weenies do after they take a dump. Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!" Meagan: "Me either" Hannah: "Obviously." *Clyde walks in* Meagan and Hannah "..." Clyde: "I wipe..." Meagan: "Ew." |
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| 7. | Gopoo | ||
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When you do a poo and don't need to wipe. If it's a really big poo then it's Super saiyan gopoo.
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