| 1. | non-sexual cheating | ||
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The impossible. Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you thats all.
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| 2. | non-sexual cheating | ||
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Something impossible to accomplish. If you manage to accomplish this.... well good for you i suppose. Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else more than yourself is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you all the fucking time thats all.
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| 3. | plutonic | ||
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A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.
After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.
Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends! |
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| 4. | nonogamy | ||
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1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-sexual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.
2. A sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where sex is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues. When the subject of Paul's cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted "Denise had a 2 -year headache. She didn't want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that's not what I signed up for when I married her."
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| 5. | Private Display Of Affection | ||
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1.Non-sexual yet highly affectionate behavior exchanged by couples when alone often involves unusual positions improvised to create as much contact as is possible while still remaining practical for the activity taking place.
2.The only environment in which to see WASPs engage in male to female contact other than holding hands. 3.The often overly affectionate way that girls like to cuddle with/on their boyfriends when together, alone, and feeling cutesy. Also known as PriD.A (Pree-dee-ay) Jay: "I think Cindy has been cheating on me man."
Fred: "Why is that?" Jay: "Well her phone is busy at late hours of the night and she wont give me any Pri.D.A" Sammy:"It's that time of the month and Shayna is PMSing so I have to spend 6 hours with her PriD.A'ing on my lap to keep her quiet." Mike:"That sucks dude." Frank and I had some great PriD.A. last night while watching a movie in the basement. Mrs. Mason never gives her husband so much as a peck on the cheeck in public, but I walked in on them in the middle of a Private Display of Affection last week in the clubhouse kitchen. |
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| 6. | neighbor | ||
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A term used to describe a non-live-in sexual partner w/out publicly admitting a committed relation. Similar to room-mate w/ the exception that each partner maintains a separate residence, generally w/in close proximity to each other. Commonly used at bars when attempting to gain a new sexual partner when questioned about a current one. Used by both men and women, most commonly heard in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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| 7. | slam crew | ||
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A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother. "I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad." |
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