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atheist, a non believer "I belong to a non-prophet organisation"
"Infidel, you deserve to die in the burning eyes of Allah... Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad" |
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| 2. | The Prophet of Ezekiel | ||
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one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen
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| 3. | Hells Teeth | ||
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pronounced (Hellz Teef)
n. Expression of utter surprise. An exclamation Angela : "Atheism, Its basically a non-prophet organisation"
Thomas : "Hells Teeth Angela!... Must you blaspheme!" |
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| 4. | non-ebrity | ||
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A person famous for no discernible achievement or talent, who clings to their "celebrity" status by appearing in tabloids, gossip magazines and reality TV in an attempt to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame. The show Big Brother had spawned a generation of non-ebrity individuals.
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| 5. | Atheism | ||
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A non-prophet organisation I can't believe Atheism doesn't make any prophets off of us.
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| 6. | homo slice | ||
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disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people. Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.
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| 7. | Atheist | ||
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Let's end the stereotypes about atheists now.
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I'm an atheist. Does this mean I love science? Not necessarily. I simply did not feel anything whatsoever going to church when I was little, and therefore, stopped believing. It was when I got older that the "Is realigion really plausible?" thoughts popped into my head. Does it mean that I have faith in the government? Au contraire--I think the government and politicians and all that junk are mostly corrupt and stupid. Do I hate other people for believing in God? Nope. In fact, I love diversity. The world would be boring as hell if we were all atheists. Have I ever gone out of my way to convince a theist that what I believe is right? That's wrong too. I can't tell you for sure whether I'm right or wrong--it's not like a have proof or anything--so I don't bother with arguing over it. Unfortunately, a lot of theists don't pay me the same respect. :( Am I evil? A theist may think so, but I don't. I love giving to charities, I participate in my school's choir, I love my family, and I don't smoke, drink excessively, or take sex lightly, I've never betrayed anyone, I get good grades, and I'm really nice to others. I also have faith--not in a God, but in myself and those around me. I believe in living my life as happily as I can, since it is the only life I think I have to live. I don't constantly look to God to pull me through tough times; I pull myself through and make myself stronger. |
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