These are girls that rarely get paid for sex and would not be considered professionals. But will become a desperate receptacle to make their lives easier, for a price.

They can often be found around the peripheral of a stroll. They may use the same convenience, grocery stores, and gas stations as real streetwalkers but are really not in the business.

Non-prostitute women are socialized not to possess sexual information or skill, not to talk about sex, not to ask for money in any situation, and not to associate with whores.

In truth when desperate for cash these girls will walk, hook, whore, and receive. They can be anywhere girls can be found alone.

Informal Business...When emailing a business address something that is non official, usually entered in the subject line.

When you non-stop i chat with your girlfriend and nickname her B for "baby" in your contacts list for your phone. Symptoms include facebook scrabbling with her or trying to beat her high score on farmville.

A quintessential Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down.

These girls do experiment with goy (Hebrew for "non-Jewish") males, but only white ones and definitely not shvartzas (Yiddish derogatory word for blacks). They seem to have no preference for WASPs or Catholics - just who is going to be the most successful in case they do screw up and fall in love b/c he must at least be able to support her expensive tastes.

Why? B/c non-Jewish white guys tend to be much better looking than their Jewish male counterparts (caution: gross generalization, but the truth - just ask any JAP of their goy good-looking male dilemma) and since they always get what they want financially from their parents, they must get what they want in terms of men too. Plus, those Non-Jewish men aren't as big of push-overs as Jewish guys so they do represent a challenge since they won't put her with her crap - secretly, like all women but to a greater extent, the JAP loves to...

Noun or verb: vagicate, vagicated, vagicating

1. The act of a man's seminal fluids oozing out of a women's vagial opening post coitus.

2. When a man chooses to leave the social proceedings of his friends in order to accompany his girlfriend and engage in non masculine activities such as shopping or watching Sex in The City

The "three day rule" is an outdated piece of dating technology popularized by such films as "Swingers." It is a seemingly sensible yet often unrealistic tactic.

The "three day rule" is a rule to prevent a man from appearing desperate or needy after attaining a girl's phone number that he (just) met. Following this rule, you are to wait 3 days before calling in order to create suspense and appear non-needy.

The truth is, it is far better to call sooner but to make shorter calls. This way you slowly but surely integrate yourself into the girl's life, and by ENDING THE CALLS YOURSELF instead of waiting for conversation to dry out, you eliminate any signs of desperation. If you wait 3 days, you may have lost emotional momentum and it may be harder for her to recall the attraction she felt, depending on how well you did when you first met!

A far better tactic to create suspense, for example, would be to send a text message instead telling the girl you will call her at 4:21 on Tuesday (or some other EXACT time), but actually call her at 4:30 that day.

None of this is to say the "three day rule" is completely wrong; however, it should definitely not be followed dogmatically.

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.