| 22. | Jewedification | ||
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When a Jewish male ejaculates in the vagina of a non-Jewish female. This in turn prevents overspending that otherwise might have occurred. I gave my girlfriend her morning jewedification. She instantly noticed the outside light was on and turned it off to save on the electric bill.
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| 23. | asian lover | ||
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1. (Most common) A slightly, strange/weird or insecure white guy who is considered unattractive by white women, and made fun of by other white males. His only option is to go after the white man's easiest target. In HIS case this would be an Asian female (usually not a hot one), these girls love white guys and will practically fall in love with any white guy who talks to them. This white guy usually has male Asian friends just so he can feel like he is the "biggest" when in reality his dick is the same size as theirs.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it. 3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys. 4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are. 5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy. Asian guy 1: Hey look another white guy with his Asian girlfriend, that’s like the third couple I have seen today!
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants. Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers. |
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| 24. | cake eater | ||
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One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater. Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"
Me: "You are a cake eater." |
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| 25. | girlfriend tax | ||
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Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: taking her out, buying her things, paying for incidentals. Can also refer to the non-monetary price: time, missed opportunities with other women, real/feigned emotional support. Guy1: Dude you wanna go out tonight?
Guy2: Can't bro, girlfriend tax has me strapped right now. |
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| 26. | O'Donnell | ||
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ALT 1: To have sex that you can pretend isn't sex, typically because it doesn't involve vaginal penetration. Requires delusional level of religious belief involving purity vows, etc. ALT 2: To masturbate Sexual euphemism reflecting media clusterfuck around Christine O'Donnell, bizarre non-sex lobbyist who is/was the teabagger 2010 Republican US Senate candidate in Delaware. Dan Savage, Savage Love | Letter of the Day | 9/20/10:
Considering 1. his presence every time you're messing around with her (surely the library, the living room, or your room would've occurred to him if he were uncomfortable being in the same room while you fingered / O'DONNELLED his girlfriend) and 2. the limitations she's placed on the sex she's willing to have with you, and 3. his tendency to suddenly "show interest" after you've been messing around with his girlfriend (at which point you "move over" and, presumably, out), I'm thinking your girlfriend's primary partner has a bit of cuckolding lite/sperm competition syndrome thing going. |
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| 27. | Girlmate | ||
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Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender. Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required. Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...
Guy 2 - The word's girlmate Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa' |
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| 28. | Shabby Wag | ||
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The wife or girlfriend of a non league football player Cor Richard Brodie's girlfriend is a hell of a shabby wag
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