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Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015
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A Girl who is sweet and not easily impressed , she can be a Asshole at times but you will always love a Nomsa . She is is always ready to learn new things. A Nomsa is really caring to her close ones . she is a loyal person and she is always there when you most need her . If you get a chance with a Nomsa cause that opportunity does not come twice. She is your everyday sweet heart
I want to marry a Nomsa cause she is caring
nomsa by S.A.N Friend October 14, 2018
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Hyneama-Noosh 

The expression "Hyneama-Noosh!" suggests to instantly disappear just as the legendary Halloween creature is known to do. The origin dates from "The Legend of the Hyneama-Noosh", which reveals the spooky antics of a clownish scarecrow, best known for smashing pumpkins, and having a talent for vanishing into thin air.
"You’d better "Hyneama-Noosh" and get the eggs I need to bake this cake!"

"Hyneama-Noosh!, Hyneama-Noosh!...What are you waiting for? Go!"

"Thanks for visiting. Now Hyneama-Noosh so I can have some peace and quiet tonight!"

Nomophobia 

Fear of being away from a mobile phone
Sherwyn has a serious case of nomophobia
Nomophobia by ravi001 August 31, 2015
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
A beautiful, tall, brown skinned girl. She has a heart of gold. Fun and loving. Amazing to be around. However, she has a short temper. Very ambitious and interesting
Nomsa was here.

Nomsa will show you your place.
Nomsa by Shekhinahh January 6, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020