Nom-ness 

The feeling you get where if you even see anything that looks like it was made for human consumption you would eat it like you were the damn cookie monster.....

Person 1: Where did all the chips go???
Person 2: Sorry man I had a serious case of nom-ness and munch them all down....

Nom-ness by lawtonokieguy October 14, 2011

nomnestic 

Characterized by having trouble remembering names.

He was so nomnestic that he couldn't remember the names of his siblings without stopping to think.

nomnestic by Gregory V. Richardson January 2, 2004

Noness

pronounced no ness. used as exclamation for something you find unfair/shocking/what the hell. Useful for tricky situations where you might like to say something along the lines of 'Fuck off is that fair' but the audience wouldn't approve of that language!!!!

Oh my god, my phone isn't working anymore. Noness!!!

Teacher: Get out my classroom. Your behaviour is despicable
Student: Noness!!!

Noness by estemo September 15, 2007

nomnesia 

Is when you realize you've eatten something a few minutes ago, but have no idea of what or how much. Happens when eating while distracted, i.e. watching TV or while talking to a friend who is playing a videogame in front of you.

A waking person's version of sleep eating.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Amy Winehouse fainted again last week? Colin says she has lung cancer

Girl 2: Let me just finish my lunch here or i'll have nomnesia again and put on another 5lbs. This chicken salad is so good, i have to will myself not to get seconds

nomnesia by mrhazrd June 1, 2009

nomesses 

a male, useally a father figure in his mid 40's whos main hobbies include mowing the lawn, driving his 97' taurus to and fro the post office where he mantains his steady job of a mail carrier. also, he enjoys making up reasons to yell and/or scream at his kids. most commonly used reasons are music being too loud, MESSES of any sort, not helping out around the house, not having money for gas, etc. generally, having another male figure living next door by the name of scooter that fucks up the walls in the daughter figures bedroom.

boy 1: omg, last night i left the mayonaise out in the kitchen.
boy 2: hopefully, your dad dosent pull a nomesses!

nomesses by jenni:) June 19, 2008

nomnesia 

The state of having trouble remembering names.

His nomnesia got him in trouble again when he couldn't remember the name of his friend as he tried to introduce her to others.

nomnesia by Gregory V. Richardson January 17, 2004

nomless 

(Noun) An Elusive, Metaphysical Being that also looks, acts, and smells like a gorilla.

When out of nowhere piss splattered all over your face, you suddenly start feeling the urge to pound your chest and yell "OOYAH". You soon realize you are in the presence of some Nomless.

nomless by danjayelad September 2, 2022