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fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer
fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017
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Noner nooner nonner Noiners nomer NoMercy Nommer nomnesia nodnerb nombers
The only member of Panic!at the Disco also known as Brendon! at the Disco
nodnerb is an accurate description of Brendon Urie without it even meaning anything
nodnerb by Evan.J. July 20, 2016
Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

Tuesday nooner 

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth
Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.
Tuesday nooner by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

mega dank nooner 

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

Super mega dank nooner 

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie
Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner