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Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.

Nomalicious 

1. Something you can NOM NOM NOM
2. Tasty
3. something awsome and edible/
Ex. That burrito was NOMALICIOUS.

Ex. Can i have a bite of that taco? NO ITS TOO NOMALICIOUS.
Nomalicious by DopeyGreenBean April 8, 2010

Nomadic Pimpin 

In the event of a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion women will only slow men down which will potentially result in death. Also it will be highly inconvenient to deal with them on their periods. "Nomadic Pimpin" is the act of sticking with one group of women (and having sex with them) then ditching them after two weeks for your own survival and moving on to another group of women where you then repeat the cycle.
"I still want to have sex in the zombie apocalypse but don't want women's lack of survival skill to kill me, so I will just do some nomadic pimpin"

"Women are going to suck to deal with during a zombie apocalypse"
"Bro, that's why we're nomadic pimpin"
Nomadic Pimpin by Nomadic Pimp December 29, 2011

nomalicious 

An adjective describing how wonderfully incredible something is to the senses. Usually pertaining to food, but can also be used to define attractiveness.

An extension to nom.
These Nutella and banana crepes are nomalicious.
Did you see Angelina Jolie? She's nomalicious.
Zombies thinks brains are nomalicious.
nomalicious by thekelty April 17, 2009

nomadicing 

the act of wandering travel with purposeful intent
I am going nomadicing around the world to show my toddler the beauty of this planet
nomadicing by Nomadicing January 21, 2018

nomadic soul

The one who is not mad, but people think he is because he is just likes to wander around. That is his sole purpose on this earth.
He is just a wanderer man; a pure nomadic soul.
nomadic soul by Nomadicsoul July 13, 2014