Skip to main content
To noakes about or to be a noakeser. Is commonly used as a phrase for someone who gets lucky. Especially in regards to sports such as Pool or Snooker.

This term is largely used within the vicinity of British University students when out on social drinking excursions which may include activities revolving around games of Pool. (This term can also be affiliated within the Poker playing circles, when a member does not quite realise the hand he is holding, thus when said player places his hand down on the table, he wins the round and money with ease... Even without a real poker face.

Sheer luck is the common denomination for this particular term. Therefore to noakes, to be a noakeser or to be noakesy is a common attribute to at least one member within the friendship circle.
"That was such a noakes shot"
"Did you see that move, s/he is such a noakeser"
"God, will you stop being so noakesey every time you have a game"
"Jesus he was noakesing about with that hand!"
"Daymnnnnnn, I just got noakesed!"
noakes by unilads1 December 28, 2012
Related Words
The act of eating. Usually used with adjectives such as "extreme" or "gnar".
"That was some extreme nomage last night."
"Dear baby Jesus, Please help me prepare for this extreme nomage. Amen."
nomage by Savannah and Kaelie April 9, 2008

chillin with no make up on 

the best response to the question, "what are you doing?". derived during the summer of 09, this phrase simply means that nothing is going on, but you are simply hanging around or relaxing (with no make up on). it shall be an amazing response for years to come.
Connor - hey what's up?
definitly not Steffi - nothin chillin with no make up on
Connor - oh thats cool wanna hook up later?
Again, definitely not Steffi - ok

Alfie Noakes 

A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
Alfie Noakes by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021
Ken Nomura. One of the top japanese drifters. smokes his tires a lot! usually drives a skyline and is the monkey man!
where's nomuken he won 3rd place at D1GP?
nomuken by ryan February 28, 2004

no make-up stage

The "no make-up stage" is the stage in a relationship when the partners are comfortable enough around each other being seen with no make-up on.
Rose: Elle and Elliot are so cute together!
Bella: I know! Did you hear how they're at the no make-up stage already?!
Rose: No way?!
no make-up stage by rb00 April 17, 2014