|1.||Mom nom nom|
1. To lovingly pretend to gobble a child's toes, fingers or other cute body parts. Like "om nom nom," except done by a mom (or in a maternal fashion).
"She really loves that new baby. She MOM NOM NOM'd all over his toes."
|2.||i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich|
The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
|3.||Nom Nom Raptor|
~The Nom Nom Raptor derived from many specimen of the Raptor family. The Nom Nom Raptor family has been studied and known to be a very loud, sexual, and slow dinosaur species.
~Back in the dinosaur day-in-age the Nom Nom Raptor Nom'd anything and everything in it's path, ultimately becoming the top dog of the Raptors.
~The Nom Nom Raptor is also cousins with the "OM NOM NOM YOUR MOM" Raptor.
The Nom Nom Raptor selected it's mate carefully before pouncing.
When the Nom Nom Raptor finished demolishing it's food, it continued to run around making loud moaning noises.
|4.||Om Nom Mom|
1. Another nickname for a M.I.L.F.
2. A term that can be used to describe an extremely hot Mom.
3. A term created for an original comedic effect used to describe an attractive Mother.
"If that girl is attractive, then her mom must be an Om Nom Mom."
A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.
Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!
|6.||Lowest Common De-nom-nom|
when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that nobody wanted to eat at in the first place. They have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom
Joe- who's up for chinese?
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.
Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.
Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
not the naming system created by carolus linnaus OR having anything to do with math. Binomial Nomenclature is a term used to describe someone or something that is being realllllllly dumb , ugly, immature, something we don't agree with, etc. You can shorten it by saying just "BI" or "BIN.NOM". it can be used in every day convos and was created by jessica and alexis. yes we are bi.
not meaning bisexual girl on girl, but just "BI"
convo between two binomial nomenclatures
jessisbixcore: omgzzz lex u bettr go to da show at kaffe krystal every1 is gonna be thurr and if u dnt ur BI.
alexboi: ummmm im goann tryz lolz ur a cuntxcore! lawlz why do u go to those showz if all u do is watch the hxc dancers! u never watch the bands. and then u tell every1 "you go to listen to the music cuz no1 else has heard of it" LAWLZ
jessisbixcore: u fucking cunt. i loveee the emo guyz they are soooo SEX! u best gooooo ni99a
alexboi: kthnx ur binomial i knowwwww
i gtg bye my mom is being a binomial nomenclature x 4567890
jessisbixcore: kzzzz call me omgzz comment my new pic its supppaaaa scene LAWLZ
alexboi: yeah ur bi.