Nathan: Hey Nem ,look at Haylee nomming on those fruitloops.
Haylee: *stuffing face with fruitloops* NOM NOM NOM
Nem: I want some *runs to Haylee* NOM NOM NOM
also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.
The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim
Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards
Crotch nomming is the art of a male or female 'nomming' their partner's crotch. It is interchangeable by gender.
Crotch nomming is a term I got from a MMO... found people cybering in local... and they said AND I QUOTE, IN LOCAL PUBLIC CHAT "And then he leaned down and nommed on her crotch