Nookegg 

A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.

"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.

Nookegg by questionable and confused August 11, 2020

Nitty Nookers 

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

no joke 

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

no joke by Pollage February 28, 2008

Ain't no joke 

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

Ain't no joke by As it was written August 23, 2020

Nookem 

A person who tends to enjoy snuggletime, wappyland and tisses. They may also be referred to as "nookemhead".

These people are in fact THE best in the world and rival anyone at anything.

It is very hard to become a "nookem", as only 2 people in the universe share this title.

"oh nookem, but i does wuv you... HEAPS!"

"you is the bestest nookem in all of the land"

Nookem by nookemhead June 11, 2009

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

Nooker by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

No Joke 

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

No Joke by Ginger Beard Kev December 16, 2010