macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

bottom noises 

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

bottom noises by ssoap October 9, 2021

spooky sex noises 

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP

The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

spooky sex noises by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Dad noises 

Grunting, clearing of throat, non understandable talking under breath, snot rockets etc

Frank's on the porch making dad noises again. He's gross

Dad noises by BeSavage April 1, 2017

Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

Dying Whale Noises by DGMerls February 6, 2013

Victim Noises

BB19 Cody Nickson's least favorite thing to hear

Paul and I are the only two alphas in this house; all everyone else does is make victim noises

Victim Noises by BigBrotherViewer July 25, 2017