Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1. 1-man salute
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale
3. Acid-rain maker
4. After the thunder comes the rain
5. Air bagel
6. Airbrush your boxers
7. Anal acoustics
8. Anal ahem
9. Anal audio
10. Anal salute
11. Anal volcano
12. Arse blast
13. Ass blaster
14. Ass-scented methane
15. Ass biscuit
16. Ass thunder
17. Ass whistle
18. A turd whistling for the right of way
19. Backdoor breeze
20. Backfire
21. Bad sprinkling
22. Baking brownies
23. Barking spiders
24. Bean blower
25. Beep your horn
26. Belch from behind
27. Better open a window
28. Blast off
29. Blast the chair
30. Blasting the ass trumpet
31. Blat
32. Blow ass
33. Blow mud
34. Blow the big brown horn
35. Blowing the butt bugle
36. Blowing you a kiss
37. Bomber
38. Bottom blast
39. Bottom burp
40. Break the sound barrier without a plane
41. Break wind
42. Breath of fresh air
43. Brown horn brass choir
44. Brown thunder
45. Bun shaker
46. Burnin' rubber
47. Buster
48. Busting ass
49. Butt bleat
50. Butt burp
51. Butt hair harmony
52. Butt percussion
53. Butt trauma
54. Butt trumpet
55. Butt tuba
56. Buttock bassoon
57. Cheek flapper
58. Cheesin'
59. Colonic calliope
60. Crack a rat
61. Crack one off
62. Crack splitters
63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits
64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust)
65. ...

chatham hall is great and y'all are just jealous that you aren't chatham girls.. we are the the hottest smartest and drunkest of the east coast prep schooled blondes. well that isnt entirely true, us chatham girls put up with a whole lot from a lying bitch-y dean to a fat fairy rector. chatham girls can also be found in every sketchy place concieveable smoking a ciggarette (we dont love our fitness trail for nothing), putting out to get alcohol from waiters in town,and smoking pot out of our windows in the wee hours of the morning...
we are also the bitchyest and we play all the boys. in fact its not unlikely that if you are with a chatham girl, she also has a boy at every major prep school and two at home for fun. and yeah so we screw all the woodfairies, suck off the blue ridgies and give ourselves a bad name. but in the end, any prep school boy would rather be played by a chatham girl then have to deal with the crazed whiny ehs annos, st mary's dumbasses, maderia lesbos, foxcroft horse lovers, or oldfeilds coke heads. Besides, after youve gone through what we have with the administration at our school, you'd feel like having a little fun too. so dont hate because we're bitchy sluts, you wish you could be all this too.

a background musician is a person who, without considering others, drums on every available surface constantly and poorly with his or her hands, or an inanimate object like chopsticks or pencils.

Gangster device of music enhancing sound playing thing for music loving peepl

This occurs when a person has had one too many huge cocks slammed into their ass. The starfish has now lost all elasticity & is streched out beyond belief. Whenever this individual laughs, coughs, or merely breathes the rectum rolls out like that of a frog's tongue or a new years eve noise maker.