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1. nober
Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.
My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.
by ShoopKiller Aug 29, 2004 add a video
2. nober
the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.
"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."
3. Nober
The act of becoming enrolled in a Turkish Prison, thus creating a uncover secret identity in which you have graduated from Harvard University while at band camp. Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner,Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, they all died!
Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!
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