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2.
how the english say "knob head".
Liam: I'm in to it, me.
Noel: No your not, you Nob ed
by rocket queen April 09, 2004
 
1.
a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
by Ollie February 04, 2005
 
3.
A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.
"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!
by Jack The Ripper 666 August 20, 2005
 
4.
a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover
omg u stupid no- bed
by clur May 12, 2005
 
5.
U can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a nob ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head
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by =CC= November 23, 2003
 
6.
A person wiv a dick on their head
That Jimmy Bob Ben Bernard sure is a nob ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead
by =CC= September 11, 2003