Nobhead on wheels 

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.

Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels

Nobhead on wheels by Gaz April 8, 2005

Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable

Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim

Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018

Nobaddy 

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy

Nobaddy by Ryan Jackson August 6, 2007

nobed

a man with a head in the shape of a penis.

nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.

nobed by Ollie February 4, 2005

Nobhead

a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap

Omg u stoopid nobhead, stop lickin my guinea pig

Nobhead by nob-hed August 11, 2003

The Nobhead run 

When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.

Guy 1: (in a car) Fucksake hate it when they do the nobhead run

The Nobhead run by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

Nobhead

derogatory term for an idiot. Someone who is a moron.

Jambo is a complete nobhead for not giving me his parrot.

Nobhead by Zack Brodersen December 27, 2007