a stupid story with a pointless ending
"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."
"Do I see my eyes!!??"
"Pick that up, that's loitering!"
" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."
"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."
"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"
A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.
I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.
A 'Nobby' is a very special and uncommon individual who frequently performs inebriated sexual acts upon unsuspecting victims.
The call of the wild Nobby is a low growl becoming a screach of the phrase 'Hiya'. The last syllable is elongated to add stress to the cry.
Nobby's can superbly camouflage themselves to fit into their surroundings without being spotted by potential victims.
The more common Thomson variety can be seen in its natural squalid environment at the top most location of habitable areas with red fur and apparent tiger stripes. Despite looking cute and cuddly, this breed is the most lethal of all, taking full advantage of its appearence to lure in prey.
It is advised never to go near a wild Nobby. Trained Nobby's should also be approached with caution making sure to steer clear of the mouth area.
The Thomson Variety of Nobby is the only recorded species, despite strong folklore surround the existence of others.
A mysterious creature, rarely seen. Can be likened to the Loch Ness monster, the dodo or big foot. Last seen frequenting the Royal Oak / Indian Nights. Was once a lad, now an unknown quantity .
Sorry lads, I would consider a drink but I'm going to be a Nobby
A person that says something really stupid or obvious. Anyone in a group of people that stands out for a bad reason, is a nobby. Also can use the word *Norbert* in this case.
1st person: "Let's go surfing in that lake"
2nd Person: "Good one Nobby"
1st person: "Coming to that foam party tonight? Wear jeans, everyone else is"
2nd person: **Turns up in Trackies**
1st person: What the hell were you thinking Nobby?
THE COOLEST DUDE WITH A 20inch PENIS! HE ROCKS!
nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.