Nobbsed 

A form of rejection. You say "Get Nobbsed" as a way to reject someone.

"Hey, Do you want to hang out?"
"*pause* Nah, Get nobbsed"

Nobbsed by 1765star07 September 17, 2023

Nobled 

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.

I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled

Nobled by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019

dick nobbed 

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Nobbeldigook

A man with a bent penis

I tried to shag but I was nobbelgigooked

Nobbeldigook by Sam Ashworth September 8, 2003

Barnes & Nobled 

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

Barnes & Nobled by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Nobblecock 

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

Nobblecock by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

cob nobbler 

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

cob nobbler by Electrorocket May 29, 2009