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"Im coppin nobs from a dirty slut hope i dont wake up with sores"
by Uncle Dogs April 06, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Not of business. Used in writing to inform readers that the content to follow is not work-related.
Subject: NOB: Party at my place
Message:
Hey, don't forget the tropical oils. Party at my place.
by Travitron May 09, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Super sexy, super cool, super fashion forward guys. Most nobs work in either a restaurant or pub. Girls loves nobs.
"How much of a nob is matt!"
"I know he's such a nob!"
by Sick dude 123 April 25, 2017
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Nob is the common misspelling of "noob", commonly mispelled by illiterate Mexicans, Brazilians, and just about anyone from South America, or people who aren't English in origin. Other common examples by such people are "nib" and "nb". Such people actually believe their misspelled version of Noob is correct, and will not correct their spelling or even acknowledge they're doing it wrong.
Mexican: ow i die ur a nob
North American: You mean "noob"?
Mexican: nob
by Resent of ijji GunZ June 16, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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stfu nob!
by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Non-Operating Bitch
In construction, a heavy equipment operator is a nob if he is unskilled. He is a non-operating bitch.
by drunomad April 30, 2003
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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1. member of the French aristocracy

2. A dick
3. Something to open a door with
"pass us the nob"
"oh hell no, im not done with it yet"
by man of many cheeses December 13, 2014
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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