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nob
Nob is the common misspelling of "noob", commonly mispelled by illiterate Mexicans, Brazilians, and just about anyone from South America, or people who aren't English in origin. Other common examples by such people are "nib" and "nb". Such people actually believe their misspelled version of Noob is correct, and will not correct their spelling or even acknowledge they're doing it wrong.
Mexican: ow i die ur a nob
North American: You mean "noob"?
Mexican: nob
by Resent of ijji GunZ June 16, 2011
 
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nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
 
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nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002
 
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The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
by Joachim Andersen October 24, 2008
 
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Nob
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
by Fat Steesh July 21, 2005
 
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nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
by ifee August 24, 2007
 
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stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs
by anonymous11212121 March 30, 2011
 
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(pronounced Know-b) Shortened word for Noble. Someone who is generous
That dude is so nob'. He bought me a car!
by Johhnny J February 05, 2009