Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

Jigger Nobs by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023

No0b3 

An amazing Dead by Daylight YouTuber whose vocabulary consists entirely of two words: cunt and cutie.

HybridPanda: I was in a video with No0b3 once - it was about how not to be toxic.
OchiDo: Fuck you, Panda! You can't take away No0berino's toxicity!

No0b3 by KaypiGames December 30, 2018

noobscube 

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.

"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."

noobscube by Saulbak January 14, 2009

Boobs before Noobs 

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

Boobs before Noobs by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

Noobstomp 

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.

Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.

Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

FIRST! NOOBS! 

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

FIRST! NOOBS! by FakePriest August 24, 2010