A half assed "suicide attempt" where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves.
Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.
Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
1. Some beach during D-Day
2. I live in Utah, RAISED mormon. It blows in Utah. Your whole damn family cannot get the point if you tell them you are atheist, not mormon. You are expected to be that douche who tries to convert everyone. You are expected to got to BYU. This state is pretty much run by the LDS. The government won't legalize MEDICAL marijuana, but it is trying to allow stray animals to be shot for no reason? Utah has a half-assed government and school system. If born into a mormon family, you HAVE to go to seminary. Everything liberal or open-minded is taboo. It is not a happy state. If you disagree with authority, you are automatically branded as a pot-smoking hippie. Utah will NEVER be mainly democratic, no matter how shitty they know the republican candidates could be. Utah is pretty much an unofficial fascist, totalitarian state. Utah is the worst state in the US, by far.
Me: Hey mom, I am atheist.
Mormon mom: Well you still have to go to church!
Me: Whatever happened to religious freedom?
Mormon mom: ... Oh by the way, where do you want to go in your mission? Have you been saving up?
Me: God, I hate this damn state... SCREW UTAH!
A beer drinking metal band.
Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.
Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.
Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.
|200.||Modern Warfare 2.5|
A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.
Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).
People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"
"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
Pussy-assed n00b tactic in FPS games, particularly the Modern Warfare games, who exploit the cheap auto-aim bot that center's your reticule on your target if you aim downsight while he is nearby. They primarily use the Barrett and Intervention sniper rifles, and do nothing but dart around the map one-shot-killing everybody with no regard for the cheapness of the tactic they are employing. They even make fun of players who use the sniper rifle the right way.
That noob just wants to do nothing but run around and quick scope everybody. Let's team up on him and take him down.
original meaning: a dance move that is supposed to include gyration of the hips, whether alone or with a partner. takes skill, and is very sexy. the American word for what Jamaicans call "wining".
today: is sadly usually done half assed by girls bending over and sloppily moving their ass around with little to no skill. the American word for what Jamaicans call "daggering".
"everyone was just grinding at my prom"
"look at them grinding over there"
A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!