Too Tired

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

by shedoesn'tlikeit October 26, 2011

spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman

small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't

by Cowboyssuck July 2, 2010

tired talk

tired talk is when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are uber sleepy/tired and are talking to eachother.

normally you tend to be sweeter, and you say cute things that make your boyfriend/girlfriend smile.

me and axel had tired talk last night. he's so cute.!

by HEATHERwearsPRADA July 14, 2009

No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

by The Girl Who Waited November 30, 2014

Tired Liger

Someone is is so incredibly sleepy, they are using a slant rhyme of "Tired Liger" to show how sleep deprived they are. They are also referring to a mystical animal like a liger because they want to have dreams with magical animals in them.

Shakespeare in English makes you a tired liger.

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence

Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.

by E. H. Little October 24, 2007

Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

by countingcards November 29, 2017