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2.
vain; fruitless.
The dude made a no-soap attempt to kill me.
by uttam maharjan November 18, 2010
 
1.
Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
by gammarock November 05, 2005