No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 7, 2016

no me jodas

literally: don't fuck me

more like:

don't fuck me about.

you having a joke?

Do all of exercise 5.

No me jodas!

by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008