lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 25, 2017
A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
by MasterFox November 12, 2010
That moment when you realize you have the stankiest lag in all of slither.io. You sit there, wanting to cry like a mlg dogemaster. but then you realize dogemasters dont cry and think,"I am one with the Doge."
You: Daaaaaaaaaammmmm, that sucked. I was so stanky lag.
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR MOM: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dat Doge Doh. June 5, 2016
Sometimes I suffer from emoji lag, when my text takes too long to compose, because I can't locate the right emoji. Emoji lag is kind of like jet lag, when text and graphic can't be combined fast enough to not feel out of sync.
by arbordwell May 17, 2015
In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage
by DoesntLikeGears March 26, 2009
Similar to "Jet Lag" where hours are displaced and adaptation is required to deal with diametrically different time zones.
"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.
"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.
Oh my god, after that bar crawl I am suffering from some serious Pub Lag. I'm still laughing about Ted wearing that shooting sleeve to play beer pong, and I just woke up for breakfast and it's 8 pm!
by capn emptyhead June 2, 2010