No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.

Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.

No John's by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

No Condom John by John Micsott March 25, 2019

John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes

HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN NO WAY HOME ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST IT MADE MILLIONS

John no way home by Booty ticler June 20, 2022

john no fun 

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.

hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun

john no fun by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023

no johns 

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"

no johns by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 29, 2005

Please no johns 

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020

No Johns 

No Excuses

"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)

"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)

"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."

"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."

"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."

Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary

No Johns by OnionChild December 26, 2012