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Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
by EJL March 23, 2004
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An addendum to a possibly homosexual-sounding statement. Working as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heterosexual reputation no matter how homosexual the previous or forthcoming statement.
I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. No homo.
by Buizly October 25, 2008
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1. "the fact that i've never, as long as you've known me, been a homosexual might escape you, so in case i say something that can be remotely mistaken for homosexual in nature, i'd like to reassure you that i'm not trying to seduce you."

2. "i kinda want you to notice the gayness of something i've just said that would have otherwise gone completely unnoticed"
1. "you're tall; no homo"

2. "just a second, i'm coming; no homo"
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Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.
Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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A phrase that makes you straight NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY/DO.
Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.
by FrigidAir July 29, 2008
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the phrase that, when uttered in conversation makes the speaker sound gayer than if he or she had not said it.
no homo but i was just jacking off to some gay porn.
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Said after a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as gay.

Nothing says "I'm insecure about my sexuality" like feeling the need to say "no homo" after every sentence.
Man, I love you.. No homo.

Your ass is mine... No homo.
by Broneill December 09, 2010
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