| 1. | No sweat off my balls. | ||
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No problem for me. No big deal to me. Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.
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| 2. | Don't even worry about it | ||
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1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time): Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!! Me: Don't even worry about it. Example 2: Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac. Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance. Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance. Officer: Step out of the car. (Me steps out of the car) Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!! You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!! Me: Don't even worry about it. |
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| 3. | The Mexican Salt Shaker | ||
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The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha.... When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.
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| 4. | sweaty balls | ||
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A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash. Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls. example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"? woman: "Oh OK" Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful" woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp" Example 2 big fat slapper: "Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire" stud: "Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls" |
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| 5. | man-sicle | ||
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Any sperm-gorged boner when viewed exclusively as a prized affirmation of female self-worth and inspirational object of adoration of a lady's lips, upon which she fawns and suckles in the sheer uninhibited selfish joy of inner fulfillment which she realizes she can ONLY attain by sucking a load of cherished fuck-snot from a favored piece of man-meat down her love-famished gullet, to be distinguished from the UN-selfish act of giving up a blow-job when requested or required as an unspoken price of admission, or when begrudgingly performed to shut up a whining or belligerent male companion in lieu of performing messier and more-intrusive sex acts, or in fair exchange for beer money, bus-fare, or trinkets from a Blow-'n'-Go or Stop-'n'-Blow or other commercial establishment. The Senator's wife acts all uppity in public at first when you push her into a toilet stall and yank your meat out in her face, but once she's squatting on the bowl staring at your throbbing sperm-bloated attitude-adjusting man-sicle primed and obviously ready to squirt HER choice of hot piss in her face or hot fuck-snot down her high-faluting fuck-gullet, she usually makes the right choice and goes straight into a blissful suck frenzy without a moment's hesitation. Of course, every now and then she'll gulp down the piss instead, but that's HER choice. 'Tis no sweat off MY balls, so to speak, and as a Politician's wife, she's quite accustomed to being shit on in public.
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| 6. | Ballsweatingtaintstank | ||
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The stink off sweating balls and dirty ass crack that you get after a twelve hour day working on a constrution site in 100+ degree weather. Justin biebers music is as bad my ballsweatingtaintstank after a three day shift digging treanchs with no shower.
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| 7. | School | ||
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School Building- The main stay and homefront of your school. You're probably saying "Isn't the building...jsut it?" well theirs also the Gym which (in my case) isn't technically part of the school It was added on after a large amoutn of time. The school building is usually a shit hole. Those with older schools (such as my own) will realize that summers are unbarebly hot and winters are excrutiatingly cold. Mostly because the school, being an old building, was built without the thought of central air in mind. Gym- For some it can be considered a great place, sometimes a reason to get up in the morning. Others might see it as a building for one solitary job "pure embarassment". Either way you take it, its only their for one period a day...unless you failed (which is just funny) then you have it two periods a day. Teachers/Staff/Students Good Guys/Girls- The teachers that know its okay to bend the rules a bit. If you pulla prank in class they'll laugh. Its hard to piss them off and even when you do they seem to laugh afterwards. They won't writeyou up for being late and they don't seem to be bothered by cursing. Watch out though, if you get on their bad side (which is VERY hard to do) you're going to have to go through 3 months of appeasement before they trust you again. Fuck ups and air heads- As the name insists, these are the teachers that always seem to fuck you over. They'll tell you they've received your report and than disregard it unti... |
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