| 1. | No Strings | ||
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This is a mythical act. No actual example of real "no Strings' has ever been witnessed. No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that. Millsy- "Elyssa offered me no strings fuck buddy sex so I went round and did her 3 times last night"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?" Millsy - "456" |
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| 2. | No Strings Attached | ||
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One day The Temptations, Jackson 5, Boys II Men, New Edition, and The Four Tops had a baby. And they named it "No Strings Attached". Now six friends, from different backgrounds, come together to make music as sexy, sensual, and seductive as EVER! It's like sex to your ears.....I hope you brought protection......we didn't. Person 1: "Have you heard about No Strings Attached?!"
Person 2: "What you talkin' bout, nigga?" Person 1: "They are the best group of voices ever to come together. I booked them for my wedding and they vocally skeeted all over my ear drums." Person 2: "Haha stupid-ass Jive Turkey, you shoulda wore protection" |
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| 3. | Bareness | ||
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Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun. Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang. One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come" another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit" There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be: Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love. Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal. Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over |
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| 4. | Recreational Sex | ||
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Sex for fun with no strings attached. See: swinger, fuck buddy She was so into recreational sex, she forgot she had a boyfriend.
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| 5. | fuck me boots | ||
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Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock. Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots. Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner. Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick. Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots? Hayley: Sure, lets fuck! UGH UGH UGH UGH... 2 minutes later... Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum? Dave: Yeh, so does your face. Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face Dave: OK sure ugh ugh ugh ugh Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots. |
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| 6. | causal sex | ||
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Sex with NO strings attached. (: You know the good kind of sex... "so, i called sally over man, Im gunna get some puss."
"oh, you to are dating?" "Hell no nigga. we are just fucking..." "isnt that...slutty?" "HA! no. Its just causal sex." "Dude, I need a 'causal friend' like that" "I know, its the greatest, we fuck, she leaves, and i dont have to deal with.. 'HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN!'" |
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| 7. | Casual sex | ||
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Sex with NO strings attached. (: You know the good kind of sex... "so, i called sally over man, Im gunna get some puss."
"oh, you to are dating?" "Hell no nigga. we are just fucking..." "isnt that...slutty?" "HA! no. Its just casual sex." "Dude, I need a 'causal friend' like that" "I know, its the greatest, we fuck, she leaves, and i dont have to deal with.. 'HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN!'" |
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