| 1. | no-shave shame | ||
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noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there. Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave. Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"
Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame. Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!" |
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| 2. | No Shave Behave | ||
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A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after. Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?
Kayla: I cant, no shave behave! |
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| 3. | No Shame December | ||
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Dude A: You went home with that girl???
Dude B: Yes, sir. No Shame December! Girl A: Jenny, did you really eat that whole gallon of ice cream??? Girl B: Don't judge me. NSD!!! |
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| 4. | Foul Bachelorette Frog | ||
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A popular meme among girls. It explains without shame everything a girl does, whether or not she wants to admit it. Deep down every girl is a Foul Bachelorette Frog, only the best embrace it. Foul Bachelorette Frog: No shave November... You mean winter?
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| 5. | chuck norris | ||
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The manliest man on Earth:
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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes. Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face. Dinosaurs went extinct b... |
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| 6. | chuck norris:the real definition | ||
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi... |
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| 7. | Simon and Mustachefunkel | ||
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An American singer-songwriter duo consisting of Paul Simon and a guy with a bushy mustache. They are well known for their close vocal harmonies and refined mustache related traits, such as having a mustache. They became pioneers of Mustache pop, and paved the way for other artists like Crosby, Stills and Mustached Nash, Belle and Mustached Sebastian and The Jesus and Merry Mustache Chaingang. They were among the most popular mustached recording artists of the 1960s; among their biggest hits were Bridge Over Stubbled Water, A Hazy Glade of Whiskers and Here's To Your Big Ol' Mustache Mrs. Robinson. The Mustached Boxer, by Simon and Mustachefunkel more...
I am just a mustache Though my mustache is seldom told I have squandered my whiskers For a pocket full of stubble such are promises All lies and mustaches Still a man beards what he wants to beard And disregards the chest hair When I left my home and my family I was no more than a boy with a mustache In the company of mustached strangers In the quiet of the mustached railway station running scared Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters Where the mustached people go Looking for the places only they would grow mustaches Lie la lie (Mustache!)... Asking only workman's mustaches I come looking for a shave But I get no offers, Just a come-on from the bearded whores on Seventh Avenue I grow some hair, there were times when I was so lonesome and mustacheless I took some comfort in my hair Lie la lie (Mustache!)... Then I'm laying out my mustache clothes And wishing I was mustached Going home Where the mustached New York City winters aren't bleeding me Bleeding me, going home In the clearing stands a boxer with a mustache And a mustached fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders with a mustache Of ev'ry mustached glove that layed him down Or cut him till, with a mustache, he cried out In his mustached anger and his mustached shame "I am mustached, I am mustached" But the mustache still remains |
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