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1. No-response Syndrome
The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.

People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.

It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.

Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.

This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.

JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.

/no response from JaneDoe/
2. Drunk text tourettes syndrome
When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.
"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.
3. tldnl
Too long, did not listen

text response usually given when incoming communication exceeds a person's capacity to reason.
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see also No-response Syndrome
4. Theatrisis
A syndrome in which students and sometimes even faculty and adults are saddened by the completion of a musical or play a cast and crew have spent a long period of time working on, getting to know each other, and memorizing lines and/or song lyrics. This syndrome is also in response to the somber missing of traditions, the daily routine and inside jokes.

Side effects include:
-Humming, singing or quoting parts from the finished musical or play
-Quoting memorable demands or pieces of advice from the director
-Tear shedding
-Not having a life after school

Theatrisis is a debilitating syndrome that affects mainly teenagers nationwide.

Theatrisis can be treated by occasional or often get togethers with former cast and crew. However there is no true cure to Theatrisis.

Although this is its most common name, Theatrisis also goes by: Theatrosis, Musicalitis, PSS (Post Stage Syndrome), Wendy's Syndrome, Shackleford's Syndrome.
After the recent closing of 'A Chorus Line' at Jamestown High School in Williamsburg, VA, much of the cast began to show signs of Theatrisis, though many have dealt with the syndrome previously.
5. Psycho Spam
An email, sent by a crazy ex, with the appearance of a spam or fishing email. Psycho Spam shows up in your inbox occasionally, every couple weeks or months, with multiple phony or vacated addresses in the "sent to" address line. These emails are sent in hopes of receiving a response by you in order for the sender to open up some sad, pathetic line of communication. Whether it's to harass, trying to stir up shit, trying to be friends again, or board with the person they are with so they are fishing for a future hook up. Any negative reply might result in a "restricted" call to your cell phone.
Pete; "Anymore from that nutty bitch who was crank calling your elderly mom?"
Jay; "No, but I get psycho spam from the nut job once every couple of months."
Pete; "She lied to you, screwed you over, talked shit about you to everyone who would listen and still emails you?
Jay; "It's okay. I've forwarded her psycho spam with replies to her boyfriend. That'll keep her busy."
6. Da Armory
da armory- a well-known stomping ground for 3/4 of the legendary group known as b.t.o.o.l. while many see this area as simply an indoor track, these 3 cunning fellows see it for what it truly is: a pussy palace. the amount of do-able females strutting their finely toned asses around da armory is refuckingdiculous. even a vetin could easily sleep with half of the females in the building in a 10 hour span. it is not unlike the b.t.o.o.l. members to stalk their prey before they pounce, and it is also not uncommon for them to get no response from some females. however, because there is so many "babes" around, it does not phase these fine young men, and they proceed to get unlimited amounts of phone numbers from girls ranging from 8-9.2 on a scale of 10.

one terrible deficit for these boys is that these girls often live millions of light years away, resulting in a long distance friendship as opposed to a hookup in many cases. this phenomenon is known as "gebhardt syndrome”. For information on the methods used by these lads, see “number game”
B.T.O.O.L. Member: Dude, Da Armory this weekend brah so pumped! Gonna get so much pussy!
Observational Bystander: Who the fuck are you kidding, you're just going to get a girls number and text her for a few weeks. Pussies.

Terry proceeds to eat the bystanders brain and innards.
7. Smurfitis
(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.
Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome
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