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A person who, regardless of income, finds it necessary to pay less than his or her fair share, if anything, or lacks interest in doing activities that cost money. more...
Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money. He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen. A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest. Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to ... |
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| 79. | Bardism | ||
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1.) Having wild gay anal sex preformed upon you while stick as many dicks in your mouth as you can. 2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you. 3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag. Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!
Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends? Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that. Man's friend: Bard... what a douche |
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| 80. | Twilight | ||
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I must admit that Twilight is a bit of the craze atm and alot of people are saying that the book is crap, but i dont believe that, i've read them and i think there fantastic. They can get very addicting. more...
Not everyone is a classic 'Edward Cullen' Fan, He plays a great roll though. They say it has no plot or its pretty pathetic ruins the whole series for people. but really, we all have our love stories where we would do anything for anyone we love, its no different to any normal human being. Some people do believe it is naturally just a good love story not just all about Edward, and by people putting up stuff sayings it crap and pathetic, i mean have half of the people who say bad stuff about it actually read all the books? Or are they just saying it because there over everyone saying 'OMG Edward is Hot' ? They also say he's the popular hot guy when really he may be hot but he isn't really popular, he is always with his family and only parts when he meets bella. I think people should really give Stephanie Meyer a little bit more credit. Everyone has there own beliefs and cultures and so does she. Plus if vampires arent really real then wats the difference in someone making a different version on the beliefs of vampires.? Just because it isnt the same as the normal blood sucking horror movie vampire cultures. Stephanie Meyer shares her own creative side to things, she's an imaginative writer, its just fiction, think people should really get over it. |
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| 81. | Ms. Thang | ||
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A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not. more...
Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child. Quintessential traits: 1. Regardless of economic status, Ms. Thang possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society. 2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way. 3. Ms. Thang demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully). 4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Ms. Thang routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday). 5. Those who engage Ms. Thang in discussions/debates quickly discover that she gives no deference to logic or the actual facts--she just wants to win. Rather than be pinned down with the truth (and concede a point), she constantly changes the subject, resorts to ... |
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| 82. | Ms Thang | ||
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A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not. more...
Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child. Quintessential traits: 1. Regardless of economic status, Ms Thang possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society. 2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way. 3. Ms Thang demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully). 4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Ms Thang routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday). 5. Those who engage Ms Thang in discussions/debates quickly discover that she gives no deference to logic or the actual facts--she just wants to win. Rather than be pinned down with the truth (and concede a point), she constantly changes the subject, resorts to pers... |
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| 83. | Miss Thing | ||
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A sarcastic term for haughty, puffed-up women (especially women of color) who think that they are really something when, in fact, they are not. more...
Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers, of YouTube fame, is their 2008 national poster child. Quintessential traits: 1. Regardless of economic status, Miss Thing possesses an obnoxious personality (she is loud and rude). PRIDE blinds her from seeing how repugnant she is to the rest of society. 2. She often experiences an inner conflict when complying with people in authority (especially men), or obeying laws that she considers "wrong." Complying with societal norms can also rub her the wrong way. 3. Miss Thing demands respect (while simultaneously treating people disrespectfully). 4. She lives life with a chip on her shoulder and, like radical Muslims, makes a freewill choice to be offended about practically everything. (If, however, she did her Miss Thing routine in the Magic Kingdom she would be made to wear a pup tent, and then given a Muslim haircut the following Friday). 5. Those who engage Miss Thing in discussions/debates quickly discover that she gives no deference to logic or the actual facts--she just wants to win. Rather than be pinned down with the truth (and concede a point), she constantly changes the subject, resorts... |
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| 84. | dumb blonde | ||
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a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up. 1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about gettin' a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! I see people workin', it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle 'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... 'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ... I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D! 'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ... Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true With my hair and body, you would be too 'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN 2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes. 3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand togeth... |
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