Victoria point or viccy point as it is known to the locals is filled with teenage whores dating 20 year olds and rejected surfer scum. This place is an undesirable shit hole. Buying a house in this area will destroy anything left of your self esteem. If looking to find some pussy, head down to the local mcdonalds where these common teenage whores tend to congregate, fiending for there slice of dick. Another common sight in this suburb are P-plate hoons who spend all of there money; earnt from there shitty low-class jobs on there 'awesome cars'. Clearly insecure about the size of there penis's these boys will do anything for a root and no age is too young.
Wife: This has got to be the shittest, most desease ridden place on the face of the earth, who would even consider buying a house in this shithole?
Husband: teenage scum and whores as far as the eye can see!
Wife: Don't forget those dirty looking surfer faggots!
Husband: I guess that's Victoria Point for you!
A statement completely dissaproving of everything said bluntly pointing out the wrong point of the proposal.
Person1: "If i fucked a coconut would my dick smell nice?"
Person1: "A banana?"
Person2: *takes away coconut and banana* "Just no."
Anytime a person tells an elaborate story with no point or plot what so ever.
Stephen told the the best story at the bar last night, but there was no point. He totally pulled a Zack Snyder.
|53.||What's your point caller?|
A question that is posed to a person who is telling a story or asking a question that makes no sense, or doesn't appear to have an ending. Does not specifically have to be used on the telephone.
So he was like driving, then his mum called, and she told him about the washing machine, and there was a huge tree in the park, and his brother was playing football
What's your point caller?
|54.||No Life Peterson|
Someone With no life ,who has to point out others' minor mistakes,and tell them what to do .No Life Petersons often must prove their point with articles on wiki sites,and other things found on Google hastily. They then show the "proof to the correctee with a look on their face that conveys an " yeah i toold you" type feel,well after the fact. no life Petersons generally do this because they have no life .
Person:Jamie is such a no life peterson ,he spent all night googling to prove you're has an apostrophe .
No messing around, no excuses, no deception.
I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.
|56.||Soak City Cedar Point|
A water park on the Erie Shore. To sum it all up, Cedar Fair hires in pretty much anyone who applies especially foreigners, and they all come to Sandusky, Ohio for the summer. The workers dont give a shit about Cedar Point or its guests, they come there for a good time. There is housing for these workers just off of the penninsula. Basically all they do all summer is work, get drunk, have sex with eachother, then go back to work. For them its the best summer of their lives. The coolest & sexiest people at Cedar Point are the lifeguards at Soak City The crews at the water park are pretty much just orgys since everyone has sex with everyone else constantly, but no one really give a damn. They dont actually lifeguard because their usually too drunk to even look at the water, but if you need a lifeguard in 3 ft deep water then you shouldnt be in the water and probably deserve to drown anyway. Dont ask them dumb questions like "where the lazy river is" because there are signs all over the place directing you too it. Also, dont take an orange tube over to a slide with blue tubes, they are that way for a reason and the lifeguards will stop you and make you take the tube back just because they think its funny and youre stupid.
"Hey man, how was your summer in Ohio at Soak City Cedar Point?"
"It was good bro! I banged the shit out of like 4 bitches a week and drank so much Natty Ice that I wallpapered my room with the leftover cases!"