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No panty friday. This tradition includes both men and women of all ages. (For boys, this DOES include boxers). If a person goes commando more than just fridays, feel free to substitute the F with other days of the week. This is not to be confused with NCS (no clothes saturday). "You're NPF today, right??"
"ummm, I'm wearing a skirt. Of course I'm wearing panties" "But today is friday..." "Today is friday? Oh my gosh, give me 30 seconds. I'll be right back!" |
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| 2. | thejedshed | ||
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A far-out, state of mind on the web where 'Awake' 50ish boomers, reflect on the loss of liberty going on since their youth. They dare to compare 'actual' reality to a 1984 police state, in real time. They listen to Alex Jones live and play rock music or videos from the sixties to last week. They have fun, while commenting on what is 'normal' now, like all the old, grumpy, farts before them. I was enlightened by thejedshed - did you know people once wore belts to keep their pants from falling down?
I was shocked by thejedshed, i mean, how could you live without an i-phone? Thejedshed awakened me. |
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| 3. | Margy | ||
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Margy is a wonderful religion established by the sacred Mary and Maggie. Cody, has now been converted and ordained as Bishop Elan. The message is simple.
Love Peace Bongs Thongs Commandment #1. Casual Friday means casual sex saturday and sunday Commandment #2. Be a lover not a fighter. Unless the two coincide. Cause fighting in bed is hot. Commandment #3. Herb can show you the meaning of life. Bask in the teaching of the herb and bless your bong with the holy water that has been blessed by thine Margy. Commandment #4. NO VPL (Visible Panty Line) Go preach the word of MARGY!
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| 4. | slutty | ||
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An offensive adjective <- usually -> refering to a female, hopefully at least 15 and it doesn't matter after 29, who is not only brazenly promiscous, but also indiscriminately so. However, nowadays, slutty can refer to any young woman "sowing her wild oats" or maybe that should be "having her wild oats sowed?" That 15 year old slutty Lolita in high school, who panty-less does beaver shots during homeroom:
Guy1: "I'm dating The Slut on Saturday." Guy2: "Well, you'll be doing sloppy seconds after my date on Friday." Guy3: "Hey Guys, guess what? I'm tooling the slut Friday during lunch period!" Shortly before a first marriage, the 29 year old woman is asked by her soon to be husband, "I know you are no virgin and Bob wanted to marry you for years, but how many guys did you share sex (and is my little dick big enough)?" The ethical slut replies: (I did the basketball teams, both high school & college, pulling a train) "Soulmate, Bob got my virginity and boy, was he clumsy! Not like you." (And who cares that you have a stubby pencil dick, when I can hit the Hitachi?) (You do have the most enthusiastic tongue.) "Besides, you know how to please a woman and I don't want to know how you learned that!" |
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