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literally: don't fuck me

more like:

don't fuck me about.

you having a joke?
Do all of exercise 5.

No me jodas!
by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008
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A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!
by sirsirpirsir September 06, 2016
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