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man camping.a camping trip with men only, no women. the opposite of mamping is wamping, camping with women. common mamping activities include drinking, shooting and talking shit. " can I bring my girlfriend with us this weekend?"
"fuck no bro, this is a mamping trip, not a wamping trip. and don't bring any of you faggot ass emo friends!" |
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| 2. | yes-um | ||
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Contraction for Yes maam, typically used in the south. Woman: Little boy, will you shut the window.
Boy: Yes-um |
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| 3. | Bundyism | ||
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A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:
1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays." 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers: see rule three. 5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool but me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses." 8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport. 9. Mud wrestling IS a sport. Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism
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| 4. | Nayno | ||
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No. "I got to say the nayno my brother." Pootie Tang
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| 5. | NAF NAF | ||
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Nafilo Nafster (NAF NAF) was a semi professional boxer from the 90's, and good friends with fellow boxer and american superstar Mike Tyson.
At a young age of 6, he was found punching away at boxed up products from his family shop "TEEN SCENE", it was here that promoter Damo Damo "Dun No" found a new star. By the age of 13 he was already amatuer World champion, and he just grew more and more successful. But just 4 days until his 18th birthday, and turning professional, he was killed, in a drive by which is still today said to be organised by supposed friend mike tyson, but no evidence was found against him and therefore no charge was placed upon him. Today people remember him for the name NAF NAF, and use this expression to explain when something amazing happens to them or around them, as of the joy Nafilo Nafster brung people through the sport. Jay - Oi fam lets go town ini
Ben - Ite bled ill just ask Saym! (Phonecall to Saym) Ben - hello maam, i was wondering if your son Saym was there. Maam - sorry hes already gone out Jay - OHHHHH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! (knock on the door, and answered to reveal Saym) Ben & Jay - SAYMMMMMMM, your here dun no fam. Saym - you alright guys, was wondering if you want to go down town for some food? Ben & Jay - Ahhh dun no Jay - Naf Naf mannnnn, oh saymmmm Ben - NAF NAF IT UP!!!! Jay, Ben & Saym - POW!!! |
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| 6. | but maam | ||
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Eric Cartman uses on south park to make his mom do something for him. eric: 'but maam i want a cream pie"
dirty slut: "no sweetie pie" Eric: "but maaam" Dirty slut: "ok than" |
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| 7. | Offensephobe | ||
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Noun. An individual who is preoccupied with causing offense. An individual who punctuates their speech excessively and often needlessly with the words "no offense". An individual who uses these words at inappropriate moments. An individual who takes extreme and often times annoying measures to ensure that he or she is not causing anybody offense. Waiter: "Sir, are you enjoying your steak"?
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now". Waiter: wtf? Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam". Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"? Cashier: wtf? When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe. |
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