no m8 is the expression used when someone has spoken unjustly and is out of social verbal boundries and need to be owned.
hey look this buddah has the face of jesus on it, thats ironic!.......NO M8!
Short for (the typically Australian) 'no worries', usually used on the internet and in games.
KillDude95: sry 4 ks
surfsup: no woz m8
KillDude95: u must b an ozzie ey
Charlie: damn i think i accidentally teabagged your girlfriend man
James: no woz mate
So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)
Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature
Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8
making little or no sence at any given time
stop being so glenis, god!
|5.||defence of the ancients|
The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.
Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Hajsan got killing spree!
(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)
1 noun: When one manages to flip something upside down and get it arse about face repeatedly while holding themselves. usually a gay chav problem.
Joe; i want to go home
mark: i see. not good enough for you?
Joe; lul wut? are you a fag? you got that really flippantic.
Mark:No....? oh, sorry. i mean, no m8!! *joe leaves...* .....*phap, phap phap.*
They think they are rocks and gane dew the monkey to get some cowies and do they have dress sence plz (no)i mean come on burghouse coats and rocports (rocky p,s)fread perry jumper tracky b's and the caps are on a 90 degrees angle well they manly from mackam land and need to get a life they stand out side the shop and try to get there dirty piss water and there cheap and chearful(cider and wine)
(ere will ya gan in da shop for is)
(who ya lookin at ya fuckin daft cunt)
(ew lead is a fag)
(Will ya buck me m8 like ew)