Someone who spends all of their time doing one thing. Like spending 18/24 hours a day on the computer.
person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer?
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
|2.||Broz 4 lyfe|
An very unhealthy and often absusive relationship between two males or bros. Their sexual orientation is usually very questionable.
These kind of relationships have risen 44% over the last year.
There have been several documented cases where one male will abuse the other, usually the smaller of the two.
There even have been reported cases of bro rape.
This usually comes from a urge to "dominate" or "own" other men.
A most notable example of this is between a fat mexican and a small white boy. The small white boy is usually powerless to stop the abuse from his larger partner.
If someone attempts to start a Broz 4 lyfe relationship with you, you should contact the authorities immediately.
Bro 1: Yo we are Broz 4 lyfe!!!!!!
Straight dude: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Bro 1: Broz 4 lyfe?
Dude 2: No. I am going to call the police now.
Bro 1:...................do you want to be Broz 4 lyfe?
Hobo: SURE BUDDY BOY!
A website created by a man named Tom, with the starting purpose of helping lonely adults find mates. HOWEVER, once the scene kids took over (scene kid: a boy/girl with a haircut that says nothing but "hello, I gorged out my 7 year old sisters eyes and let her take a scissor to my head." and feel the need to wear EXTREMELY tight pants, and thermal shirts with silly little dinosaurs all over them.) the website was completely corrupt. It is now a place where you can leave a comment on the page of one of your 19809324 friends that you don't <i>actually</i> know, just to tell them that you are going to "kill their face", but of course..if you're totally myspace addicted, you won't comment to tell them that, because it will already be your MySpace name. And that would just be repetitive now wouldn't it? I wonder if the people on myspace are aware that no one gives a shit whether or not they like popsicles, and what their opinion is on "fake posers that just cause drama". To all those addicted to MySpace, kindly go kill yourself and rid this world of yet another mindless conforming cunt. Thank you.
Oh P.S.-Pretty much everyone on MySpace has been turned onto the phrase "kthnxbai".
"yo PLZ tell all yur frndz 2 add meh 2 thur myspaces cuz I am sad nd borning nd have lyke no lyfe. KTHNXBAI."
|4.||virgin fow lyfe|
A virgin fow lyfe is someone who is a fat dickless wonder who will never get someone a) because hes a fat ass loser and b) because he wastes his time on a girl that so obviously doesnt like him and is an ugly spanish stalker
it is also part of a handshake:D
josh: if he doesnt get over you he will be virgin fow lyfe
sarah: da fuck
jose: im ugly
rachel: im hot
josh: im fat and grammatically incorrect
blake: Hey stfu!
jaz:makes out with blake
Rachel: what are your intentions with my wife
steven: no comment
josh: VIRGIN FOW LYFE
A person who is always there for you no matter what! A person who you love to hangout with and feel you can do anything with without being embarssed. Someone you know that will always have your back no matter what. And you will do the same for them! Someone you can have in depth conversations with and know they will never tell!
Amanda and Amanda will always be best buds until the end. They will always have each others backs no matter what. Im jealous of them. I wish I had a best bud like that.
the best artist alive. with the hit single S.E.X
Did u hear about that new artist Lyfe Jennings
No, should i have
Yea, his song S.E.X blasts on ma IPOD
|7.||Goth on a Stick|
A term adopted by many Youtubers (from the popular online series "Goth Lyfe"), which has now broken forth onto the mainstream. "Goth on a Stick" can be used as a term for someone who is being told off, or is in trouble, usually someone who other members of society may see as a stoner goth metalhead emo or many other minority subcultures unappreciated by most of society. Using this term does not mean that the person actually using the term nessecarily disrespects the fashion.
James: Oh Shikes, Tony didn't get the train today!
Asa: Oh God, you don't think that little emo cry baby is in detention again?
Josaline: No, I think he's in a real "goth on a stick" situation.
Promise: He's being raped by TTB!
All: *dramatic singing and screaming noises*